Our dates are never boring.
Right. Stick figures.
I really need to move out.
Who needs cigarettes when you can just go clubbing?
Cheer Up, Muffin.
In this context, it means “brother” or “buddy”, but this use of it makes me prefer to hear the word in its traditional meaning that many times a day.
Lesson of the Day: Procrastination makes you a better person.
Neglecting leftovers until they become sentient is not how I wanted to become a Mother.
Outcasts.
Opportunity.
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