sharpie sandbox

For best results: don’t be a vegetarian.

No fun.

Apparently, if I’m not in bed by exactly 1am, I get a freaky second wind.

4th of July.

The Rules of D&D

Only this cat could demote the feline beneath the arachnid.

Pansy Disney writers got it all wrong.

See me for more recipes.

Home alone.

Sea trolls.