Conspiracy theorists.
If there’s anything that makes me want to rip my hair out, it’s allergies.
I’ll never be a meme…
Hardcore Hamster
Long-day dreams.
Compound sentences + Non-sequiturs = awesome.
Who doesn’t feel like a superhero when tearing fabric with your bare hands?
No matter where you travel; knowing a Monty Python sketch is more respectable than a deep familiarity with Robot Chicken.
I love the smell of undetected dirty jokes in the morning.
The newest member of the family.
sharpie sandbox 