Billboards fill me in, you see.
One of only three reasons, folks.
Why is nature out to get me this week?
There are thistle barbs in my underwear.
I’ve just always wanted to say that with a sign.
Time to barbecue.
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Thanks goodness for Whose Line
My journal is one inspiring piece of writing.
I’m no better, really, what with my “click-click”
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